Jordan
i have to tell you something only you can prob appreciate
Katie
go.
Jordan
so the other night aaron was in the bathroon shaving is manly mountain manish beard off
Katie
yesh.
Jordan
when all of the sudden he comes running in the room butt ass naked with a mustache, straddles me and tries to make out with me
oh and i should mention i was laying on the bed and he leaped on top of me
Katie
I totally appreciate that.
Jordan
i knew you would
Katie
I WANT THAT.
Jordan
after it happened, all i could think is that would be something that matt nipper would do
Katie
it so would.
I covet that.
I love Aaron.
Jordan
i do too
Katie
I hope he's cool with humping.
that's the kind of shit you need to blog, miss cinco de mayo was my last update.
Jordan
yeah ... my computer has been on the fritz, so i haven't updated in a minute
but i think that'll be my next post
Katie
please post a picture that matches the description.
also, I'm about to write on his wall.
Jordan
ok, but beware his mom is his friend on facebook
i mean she's pretty cool and all
Katie
shooot.
um, let me send it for your approval ...
Jordan
lol ok
Katie
will you please naked moustache hump me next time I see you?
Jordan
do it
lol
Katie
done.
Jordan
hahaha
oh my god i miss you
speaking of wieners did you get my bday card?
Katie
yes, I did. thanks, love.
Jordan
you're welcome! sorry its late
and that it didnt have a present attached
Katie
it was sort of on time, I think.
Jordan
you'll get a present or two from me next time you see me
Katie
so here's the deal.
I can't get over this naked moustache hump.
it's so awesome.
like ... it could be a patented Matt Nipper move.
but ADH did it first.
so ... it's his. The NMH is all his. And I love it.
Jordan
lol because he's that bad ass
it's the ONE thing that he can do first before matt
Katie
That would have turned me on so hard.
Jordan
NMH?
Katie
I bet he's got plenty of things.
naked. moustache. hump.
Jordan
oohhhh right
Katie
short bus, Jordan.
you're riding it.
Jordan
sorry
im totally riding it
Katie
you've heard about what happened after Matt and I saw Dukes of Hazzard in the theater, right?
Jordan
i got confused .. lol
umm i dont think so
if so, tell me again
Katie
I went immediately to Target and purchased a pair of cowgirl boots.
I went immediately to Target and purchased a pair of cowgirl boots.
Then home.
Where I put on the boots.
Jordan
and only the boots?
Katie
a "holster" ... (abercrombie belt)
and I grabbed a nice 22 pistol out of the bedside table.
and commenced to get my hump on.
so I'm riding matt and I'm all into this bullshit where I think I'm Jessica Simpson.
and Matt's like, "Uh, Kate? Can you put the gun away?"
It was awesome.
Jordan
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHA
oh my god. you are awesome
Katie
I don't even have to try. It just happens.
Jordan
i know, i know
i wish that's how yall made merritt
lol
So, living together is the best time of my life, and I am going to rent Dukes of Hazzard ASAP.
