Jamaican me laugh

Dad: I got so drunk at my bachelor party. I was still feeling it at 5 the next day.

Mom: You also kissed a black woman at your bachelor party.

Dad: She was Jamaican .... and I didn't kiss her.

Amazing Christmas is the new pink

It's the most fucking wonderful time of the year.

Pass the tissue

Last night at dinner I saw the most adorable new born baby. And I literally teared up. Well the baby was facing our table, and he was laughing and wide-eyed. I was laughing and caught a glimpse of the baby, and started laughing, and saying how cute the child was, and tearing up. TEARING UP OVER A BABY! What is going on with me? I don't cry over babies. Apparently, now, I do.


Maybe one day I'll have babies with him, maybe one day I won't.

Princess Jordan? Yuck.

I have never been the kind of girl who dreamed of being a princess. I guess I thought Prince William was cute in that filthy rich and royalty kinda way. Lately I have thought that Harry was the cuter one ... that is until I saw these pictures from ol' Bill's graduation today. Maybe it's just the "man in a uniform" thing, which I can be a sucker for, but maybe not.

When's the next flight to London?

Oh, Dad

Dad: Who is that?

Mom: Patrick Dempsey from Grey's Anatomy.

Dad: ....

Mom: Dr. McDreamy?

Dad: Is that like asking you who Cal Ripken is?

Mom: Yes.

Getting caught up

The past two weeks have been too eventful for me not to write about.

I'll start with Mates of State weekend. They blew my mind. I danced and sang until my feet ached and my throat hurt. Kori is probably the hottest person in the entire world. Maybe it's just the way she dances and sings, or it may just be because she is just the coolest person to ever live. Whatever it may be I pretty much want to be her. The rest of the trip was just as great as the concert itself. We ate migas amillion. I spent Christmas present money on an outfit at Urban Outfitters, and I learned that you just have to say get the heck outta my business to scammy homeless people. Also Philip Durrett is also one of the funniest people I know, not that I didn't already know that, I guess I just haven't seen his face in a while.

Tuesday I made my way to Ruston just in time to enjoy Christmas in the Plaza. Being cold and listening to some good music was just the way to end a hectic day. Those porterdavis cats are just as amazing as ever despite a few technical problems. Another night in Ruston followed as I watched the basketball game and enjoyed a delicious sandwich at Subway. Who knew I would actually like something from that place.

Thursday night Patrick and I realized we were really almost grown ups. Nothing will do that to you like a company Christmas party. We attended his company party at a quaint Longview restaurant. I got to see Pat be all business like, and I like to think I put on a pretty good show as well. Also we some kind of heavenly meat. I swear I think the gods sent it straight down for us to feast on. Also, I was served the biggest serving of cheesecake I have ever seen in my life. Friday night was my company's Christmas party. We enjoyed ourselves at that party as well. I was glad Patrick got to meet these people I talk about every single day.

This weekend was one of the best ones I have had in a while. Doing good deeds for people and having good deeds done for me was just what this season is all about. Every time I come to Ruston I realize just how much I miss it. Saturday night was the Holiday Ho-Down. We ate like champs. Kate and Matt's house is one of my favorite places to be, especially with the people I love.


Thanks for picture Phil!

I am too busy to even pee this week.