Indecisive

Dear Shower,

I hate you. I know that can be harsh, but I've given you six whole months and you continue to disappoint. You don't drain. You can't decide if you want to be scalding hot or luke warm. You can't decide on water pressure. And I basically dread taking a shower every morning. I can't shave my legs. I can't take a warm relaxing shower after a long day because guess what? YOU SUCK!

Please try and shape up or I may have to ship out.

Love,

Jordan

LIST! LIST!

Once again, things that make me happy:

John Mayer. Everything about him. EVERYTHING.
Decorating my apartment.
Target at Christmas.
Christmas.
Barnes and Noble at Christmas.
Most places at Christmas.
Planning vaycraytions to Portland.
Thanksgiving at Orange Beach.
Cherry Jolly Ranchers.
Chats with Lyd.
Cooking dinner for friends.
Hummus.
Pita chips.
Fall brews.
Long hair.
Working out (I've done it THREE days in a row).
Not having Swine Flu/sinus infection.
Vacation days.
Candles.
Clean sheets.
Margs when she's sleepy and cuddly.
Dallas trips.
My momma.
Photos.
Dinner dates with dad.
Sleeping next to this face.

Slipping into the Season

Last night was the first time I've been to Target since the Bubonic Plague 2009. Aaron and I did a little grocery shopping and as soon as I walked in Target, Christmas hit me in the face. I couldn't be happier about it. The dish towels, decorations, picture frames, candy, cards, trees, ornaments ... I can't wait to buy them all. I warned Aaron about how serious I take Christmas. And that our apartment WILL be decorated. He better like it.

Then after oooing and aahhing over every little holiday item, Aaron bought me these slippers as an early Christmas treat. He's the breast.

Oink, Oink

Let me just tell you how much fun having the Swine Flu is ... LOADS. After upper respiratory infection, H1N1, and a sinus infection one after the other, I can now say that I can't think of a better gift than that of a healthy body. I laid on my couch watched tons of talk shows and babies being birthed for two weeks. I think that's the only thing on TV during the day. Lots of babies being birthed. LOTS. And I think I now have a special place in my heart for Kelly Ripa.

Get those vaccinations, guys! Today is the first day in two weeks that I have felt like myself.