Indecisive

Dear Shower,

I hate you. I know that can be harsh, but I've given you six whole months and you continue to disappoint. You don't drain. You can't decide if you want to be scalding hot or luke warm. You can't decide on water pressure. And I basically dread taking a shower every morning. I can't shave my legs. I can't take a warm relaxing shower after a long day because guess what? YOU SUCK!

Please try and shape up or I may have to ship out.

Love,

Jordan