iMovie Virgin

Let me just tell you about this thing called iMovie. I am sure anyone with a Mac knows about it, and even those without one probably know a thing or two. You can make slideshows to MUSIC!! I know, I know, I am so behind the times. Welcome to 2010 Jordo. Anywho, I stumbled upon it and this is how I popped my cherry.

I am sure we all remember my Portland/Seattle trip. Now it has come to life with The Decembersits as the soundtrack. I'm not sure why I chose this song. Maybe because The Decemberists are from the Pac Northwest, or because he talks about making a home on the water, or probably because there were not many options to choose from on this particular computer at the moment. But I just love this song, and I just hope the song isn't about having a terrible vacation.

Summer Rant and One Word Sentences

I am so flipping tired of summer. And it's only the first day of summer. Today. I am so over it. Being sticky. Hot. Sweaty. Miserable.

Can I make any more sentences with just one word? Sure.

Anyway, I am sick of the heat. I am sick of the humidity. I need Portland. Right. Now. Can I move there next week?

Also, I've had a few beers. I think I should blog more often with a few beers in me.

The End.

GNO

This past Friday me, Emily, and Erica decided to have a ladies night. We were all in need of some female company and conversation. We had a nice adult dinner at Wine Country with adult conversations about relationships, friendships, and OMG HAVE YOU TRIED THIS CHEESE?! After dinner we saw Sex and the City 2. And what happened next was, well, completely amazing.

Erica got this idea to go to Strange Brew earlier in the evening. We deicided to visit the old stomping grounds after the movie.

Little back story. I used to frequent this bar very often about 3 years ago. If you remember, 3 years ago I was a mess. A desperate for male attention and drunken mess. OK, so maybe I wasn't that bad ...

I used to drag Em out with me in hopes of meeting a fella, and so I wouldn't feel so bad about being at home on a Saturday night when I was single. I haven't been back in about two or so years. Man that Em was such a trooper back in those days.

BUT we thought for old times sakes and since Erica had never been ... what the hell? They have good beer, right?

So, we went. We grabbed our beers and a table. Earlier in the night Erica and Emily were reading Texts From Last Night to each other. We had also been listening to the 90s station and heard some great hits from Kathy Troccoli and Phil Collins. Well, why not combine the two and send random people text messages about meeting Kathy Tracolli or that we are listening to Phil Collins. Oh, and said people we sent texts to were from other people's phones. So they had no idea who we were or what we were talking about. It was immature; it was fun. We needed a laugh. And we had 2 beers in us.

We stayed out until 1:30 drinking, laughing, texting, and having a fun girls' night out.

I Left My Heart in the Pacific Northwest

For the past three years, I have promised Kate Nipper a trip to Portland. I always had plans of going, but never made the full committment. That all changed last week. For the past 5 months or so, Aaron and I have been hardcore in our efforts to save for our week-long vacation to Portland to see the Nippers and Schaffers and a little romantic getaway to Seattle.

I can't put into exact words how much fun we had and how this trip changed our lives, so I'll just make a list.


We were greeted by Merritt's face at the airport.


We learned what "Gaboo! Gaboo!" meant from Lily (Gimmie! Gimmie!).

Watched the finale of LOST with the Schaffers after traveling across the country. POLAR BEAR!

Irina took us to The Grotto for the full-blown Catholic experience and some scenic views of Portland.


Saw a shit ton of trees. Big, tall green ones.


Discovered why The Kennedy School is famous for it's tater tots.


Appreciated VooDoo Donuts and Twin Peaks at the same time. Diane, these donuts are quite spectacular. Also, the coffee, outta this world.

Learned that The Great Northwest accepts all flavors of manlove.


Got tipsy and played Rock Band with the Schaffers in our PJs. Found out that Irina knows all the words to some terrible 80's rock song. "Love will find a way just give it time TIME TIME TIME TIME!"


Taught Lily how to put on makeup, the deliciousness of chocoate gelato, and how to say her favorite aunt's name .. "J!"



Fell in love with the Space Needle.


And then fell all kinds of in love with his face for the billionth time.


Shopped. Shopped. Shopped.

Vinyl. Vinyl. Vinyl.

Clothes. Clothes. Clothes.

Ate the very best breakfast at Pike's Place Market.

Thought I had coffee at the original Starbucks. Then while showing Kate my great shot of the "original" Starbucks, was quickly informed that it was indeed, not.

Ran out of gas while exiting the Interstate with the Nippers. Peed on the side of the road. Laughed uncontrolably. HAPPY BIRTHDAY KATE!


"Climbed" a mountian/waterfalls in peep-toed flats. Turns out Kate Nipper is always right. Tennis shoes are always the best option when exploring nature.


Thought for a brief moment that Aaron loved SWIRL! more than he loved me.


Showed Kate how to get Google on the phone and then how to Shazam all over the place.

Got lost in the West Hills, attempted to sniff a flower that was "too tight to smell," and tried to talk Kate through the worst gas bubble in the history of gas bubbles while she was driving. Ouch.

Sang Mates of State with the only person I know who really gets it like I do.

Figured out that I am not very photogenic.


Witnessed the beginning of a true man friendship, manship (?) between Matt and Aaron. I'm pretty sure they made love Boyz II Men style on top of a mountain.


Realized that I would go to the ends of the earth for these two.



Ate, drank, and was merry to the ultimate 90s playlist in the company of some of my favorite faces.


So, when are we going back?