I can just hear it.
Dad: Jordan, I read today that a man got shot in the face today in Oregon.
Me: Yeah, Dad I heard that too. The guy who shot him was an idiot druggie.
Dad: See! If you move up there not only will you get shot in the face, but you will turn into a druggie too! Did you know they smoke pot in Oregon?
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You & Pat might need to re-think coming for a visit.
By the time you get up there, we will have had enough time to become druggies.
And instead of hugging your necks and kissing your foreheads, we'll probably just shoot you in the face out of excitement.
I'm just sayin' ... that's all.
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